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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 07:23

What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

My son died seven months ago at the age of 24 how do I know if he’s in heaven and can he see me and hear me and why have I not gotten any signs yet from him or Mom just not seeing the signs how do I know if he’s OK how do I know if he’s happy?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

Dr No

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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